Good morning.
Looks like I'm stuck inside:
Reports confirmed:
My office first aid kit is too sexy for Rick Santorum's America:
@il_vagabondo Looking forward to it. This has been my sky today:
Much better:
@hudsonette As the lone non-Republican in the office, I will have to keep a close eye on it.
@onepropaganda This helped a little.
I just voted on whether I thought an egg was a person or not. Because that's something you want the mob to hash out.
Confession: Sometimes I buy products based on how stupid they look.
Also, this is happening.
This pretty well sums it up. #House
Thanks a lot, guys.
Please forward all correspondence for the next hour to Tea Town, USA.
@BeatrizGGarcia Lucky Charms are racist. And not complex enough.
I don't think today will be so bad.
As the price of gas slowly falls, the cost of sports drinks inexplicably skyrockets overnight. #newnormal
I'm with you, sky.
HAPPENING NOW: There is a puppy in my office.
I #StandWithWI because beautiful things are worth fighting for. #wiunion #wirecall #p2
My new friend is making it difficult to type.
BREAKING: There is a butterfly in my office.
Gold star to @mtnbke, for correctly guessing my location.

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