Genna was worried she might fall asleep on the drive home. I am a good friend.
This is a good day.
I just incredible hulked the shut out of our shower head.
Just ordered more.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
@sarahluckey This is what happens when you decide not to party. You burn.
Chug, bunny Chris.
We like to party. We like, we like to party.
I also ran a few km.
Turning the fryers back on for beer snacks.
Mini cupcakes all up in my mouth.
There is a huntsman up in the corner of my room, too high to capture or spray. #pleasedontcrawlonme #simplerequest
I look shit-hot.  #mattswedding
Man sized jenga. The 5th buck's game I've suggested would be better with strippers, somehow.  #mattsbucks
Storing accidentally opened banana, Marinating a banana, Banana transportation? #thingsmattowns  #mattsbucks
We own more wine glasses than we know people.  #newhouse
@paaants That's what's up.
I'm wondering if my younger self could see how I'm living at the moment would they be severely disappointed or unfazed.
Someone brought a dragon lizard.

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I suck at life but have many useless talents that cant really be applied to day to day living. ppl call me Dorey 'cause its sort of my last name. Ha! Outrageous


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