#Nisemonogatari ep8: ......*pant* ....*pant* .......*pant* #anime 

Uh.... What the f*ck just happened? Does that actually work? Are
they really going to do this again? Is Shinobu enjoying this? Of
course she is. More importantly, the next time I brush my teeth... am
I gonna get a boner that damns me to hell?!

I have to rub my head a bit after that one. I'm pretty sure I've said
this before somewhere. Nisemonogatari is not a starter anime. It's
not a gateway anime. It's not an anime for the faint of heart.
Nisemonogatari is an anime for experts and veterans. I true appre-
Hold on a sec, my heart is pounding unusually loudly after that
episode.

*ahem*

A true appreciation for this show and its nuances come not only from
watching its prequel, but from extensive experience enjoying anime as
a whole over years and years of intense brushing --- I mean viewing!
The direction, the animation, the voice acting all cum together to
form a tight, wet throbbing construction of ..... oh f*ck me. This
isn't working.

SMUT! My smut alarm ahs gone off! *flips table!* I can't bullshit
my way through this post! This was pretty much 22 minutes of porn.
Which ironically is somewhat standard for a single porn scene. Karen
was dressed the part, the plot was ridiculous enough for a fetish
scene. It was a bit wordy for incest fetish porn (not to say I've
watched any, this is just the category it fits into), but not more
than I could stand.

Geez! I can't even say poor Araragi! He's surprisingly hot to the
women, and I'm sure this episode only helped things. He's totally
corrupted and I'm sure the chicks dig it.

I don't even know where to go from here. I can't write a normal post.
I'm sorry blogosphere. I've failed you. Don "Kangol" Jones accepts
his first true defeat. I'm just glad its at the hands of such a fun
show as Nisemonogatari.