@JuanitaBerguson @dancingcrane @biblealsosays @deistlady76 I can't wait till the day man proves there is no god
She didnt notice the guy trying to give her a rose. Or was offended a guy in a peach shirt thought he could talk to her
“@kurrrk: @FunnyEvil don't see it :/” here it is
@_Avalon_Angel_ the domino effect
My life is entirely devoted to the gods & the good of the people. I keep nothing for myself...

Except all this swagger
Look... It's ancient Greek gay porn!
@l_mand rip the sock outta there to find this lol
“@Ladyfuckwit: Skin cancer isn't sexy people, wear sunscreen...no sunburn please” or you'll end up like this
@blooeyedbitch ah a lovely Sunday afternoon spent playing supermarket sweep lol ;)
You hear of a GILF (Gran I'd Like To Fuck) but never a GGILF (Great Gran I'd Like To Fuck) #wtf
@Sharonox it'll be ok I got 1 of these to ward off any nosy pigs
@Sharonox haha behind the flower pot ;)
@Sharonox this one
@1Ms_Nikki it's a really dumb movie but it makes me laugh "get inside the animals"
@weRdirty yeah ok cool have you got one of these I hear they're great
Im starting up a band it'll be a mix of funky house, jazz flute & rap rolled into 1 the name will be 

Mammas Cumquat!
@Mrs_N_Jordan yeah ok I'll go and put my boots on then ;-P
“@NikkiLeeWork: Keyboard warriors out in force” hahaha
@NatJames88_ do you like homer Simpson
@DaisyRockUK hahaha just in case you didn't know but I love to drink this juice
@Crownjulez check out homer simpson
@Naughty_69Lover @norcalarmyboy here's some pussy pics mate enjoy
@Naughty_69Lover @norcalarmyboy here's some pussy pics mate enjoy
@Naughty_69Lover @norcalarmyboy here's some pussy pics mate enjoy

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