I waited for this old lady to look in her change pouch for a quarter like
Be at the Christmas party like
 RT @NotOnDuty: RT with a twitpic of your face when you type "lol", "lmao", "lmfao"
This cop stopped me last week said i was going 55 in a 35.. Um so were u sir or else how did u catch me
Raise ur hand if ur jealous of the nails
 No
But U gotta drink it cuz fresh fruit and kale nshit cost too much
When u make up some healthy nutribullet shit and blend it & take the first swig and its nasty af
Bitches be like ... Mood :
 https://twitter.com/LyriqIzQueen/status/671891181056499712
Seem confused . About what idk ???
Totally
Oh ? Lemme grab some non Sandals
Lmao wait. what is this man thinking he look like he don't trust her
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Can someone help me do this . I'm an idiot
Notice anything crossed up about this photo ?
How cramps feel
@NotOnDuty hold up
When u scrolling groupon for Fitbit accessories ....

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