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How to tell you've sat on the toilet too long: Yeah, that's Taco the cat curled up in my shorts. #oversharing
Hello, Daisy!
I'm not sure this is what John the Baptist had in mind.
The ultimate example of @ianBetteridge's Law
Awesome retro Captain America poster! (sorry, only 100 or so prints will be made...) (pic via @geektyrant)
This fine repast is $2.50 cheaper than the iceberg lettuce and chkn tenders @OTCedu's cafeteria sold me yesterday.
The miscreant in question:
What a ten dollar lunch at @OTCedu looks like. Good thing I brought my own water.
Im gonna fuckin' MURDER the next bird I see for doing this to Günther!
My Christian friends really frustrate me with crap like this.
The English major in me loves Denny's subtle wordplay here:
Günther taking a break in Terra Haute. For a second, I thought @fabalagp was stalking us!
Günther at the giant f-ing cross, just west of Effingham, IL.
The English major in me loves Denny's subtle wordplay here:
Günther at the giant f-ing cross, just west of Effingham, IL.
Looking for a place to get my oil changed in Hagerstown, and I find this review a BIG point in their favor!
A Sing-a-ma-jig, or as I like to call it, "Baby's First Blowjob Toy."
World's Coolest iPhone 4 case: Steve Jobs in carbonate like Han Solo. http://mcgsm.co/ffJYSe (via @macgasm)
Two goods things to know: an 89.5% will get rounded up to an 'A', and that 'A' is deserving of a star with jazz-hands.
I take it back; THIS is the best five bucks I've spent in a long time!
This is the best five bucks I've spent in a long time.
Strong work, Ozarks Tech.
I think we've all, at one point or another, had to make the emergency blow-job sign.
.@fabalagp doing something she loves for her birthday!

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Jon Waltz

The Ozarks, MO

Surgical tech, skeptic, film buff, rationalist/atheist, smart-ass, science fan, Mac guy, perpetual student, fatty-boom-batty

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