Just received the most amazing gift! And all I can think is... I can't wait to pop that bubble wrap ;)

#jack
Freaky hey?

Why is this in my room?!

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LOLROTFLMAOAAMVFCAWOPWFIAFAID!

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@Abidnani17 future wife, after  @carolineamelie rejects him...

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Turning up dressed like this for fancy dress only to realise it is actually a funeral.

#thatwasawkward

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Who in there right minds needs this much shampoo?

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Amazing creatures these Kookaburras! 

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Mum, you would be proud! Those hours you spent working to fund my education. I have designed a calculator.
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Sorry, Mr Model - you look great! Shame you don't have the skills to hold your phone the right way up.

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Oh dear ESPN...

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Genuine menu I found in china - the character can mean "dried" or what they actually wrote :)

Fuck-a-bullfrog?
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"Yes babe. I am a model..."
"oh wow :) for who?"
"Australia Post"
"o_o"
 - probably should have lied about that.
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@Swannyg66 why is Alistair Cook appearing on a GCSE revision website?
Last one of these! Promise:)

Common sense #win

Not a #fail :)
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Boyfriend #fail

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Major popularity #burn

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Dad #burn ;)

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Brother #burn ;)

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Look mate, I would give the bike back, really not worth it.

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They say pick your battles.

Case and point.

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#fridayfails 3

Not too sure where to go from here.

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#fridayfails 2

iPhone auto correct #fail

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#fridayfails  1

BIG editorial #FAIL

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Have you tried Listerine, Colgate and Macleans to no avail? this stuff perfectly whites teeth.
GUARANTEED.

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if you don't go fishing, you don't catch fish! trying my bestest to make people smile :)

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