Got ya beat bruh!
 RT @jdharm: Last nights dream: Me in movie theater bathroom w/ @selenagomez & @ddlovato >>
@5ShadeZofBlu
Louisville gonna cry on the bus for 76miles. #BBN
How much mafia u think is in Rupp Arena today?
It's time. #BBN
RT @yagirlbetrippin: Men with nice arms>>>> #fleeeeeeexes
Saturday nite party: vodka-a-plenty. Ladies who's comin?
Better masturbate before this Ambien kicks in
#RetroBush #WinterGrowth
Ayo!
Fellas behold!!! --->
Thas bananas
But yo!
Just found #oomf a husband at Walmart!
Oh. He could have some trouble
@im_JessSayin I feel too purdy to sleep tho!
I feel pretty tonight
@5ShadeZofBlu <---
Did y'all see that sack tho???
Morning all. It's football day!
No divorce 5 u! RT @20_Pearls: @UnHazed ummmmmm when did WE move to Ky? ... Ninja I want a divorce
I look at my morning after drinking tweets like ->
Just found my "balls out" Halloween costume on eBay. It's used tho

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