Good Morning America spelling fail. Lol #GMA #goodmorningamerica .@GMA
@xXSuperJudeXx Chanel #5's clothes speak out:
We went to the grocery store and the idiot cashier out EVERYTHING in one bag! That shit was heavy! WTF??
When you're surprised at some unexpected good news:
ARGH!!!!!!!
I took a selfie after seeing a jacked up crossing signal last night and I look confused and on the verge of tears:
Wait - where do I put the paper towel again?
Amazon just sent a text to me to let me know they are refunding me seven cents. ???
What in the actual hell?!
Tried to find 'The Brady Bunch Movie' on Hulu and found this instead:
#ScreamQueens
MS BEAN I SAID LETS HIT IT!!!!  #ScreamQueens
Listening to Wendy the Retard talking about shitting at McDonald's. #howardstern #howard100 .@HowardStern
.@Marvel doesn't want Hercules to be seen as a gay characte, then they release THIS promo image? Bitch, please #lgbt
I'm being nagged at because I haven't played for so long: #acnl #animalcrossing
Skout is getting turnt:
Me when Republicans talk:
"GET THE LONDON LOOK!!"
Bobby just walked into the room and handed this to me. Where did he get it?? Did he time travel to 2007??
When #KimKardashian forgets to shave:
Hey #KimDavis -
I mother fucking LOVE this man:
When Jacob loses the stylus to my 3DS
"THIS IS SPARTA!!"

#KimDavis

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