Please tell me I'm not the only one that sees a face on this oil drum
@dovdavidoff you met my buddy Johnny from work last night. He's very happy about that.
I fell in love 
Me enamore 
@Anboy88
Best thing about having a karambit is...... You're oranges, nectarines, grapefruits are easy to peel
Your puppy cant beat my puppy
RT@sandritaaaaa
That's really how my dog sleeps. No, we didn't set it up. All him. #cuteoverload
Your puppy cant beat my puppy
RT@sandritaaaaa
That's really how my dog sleeps. No, we didn't set it up. All him. #cuteoverload
Saw this and you popped into my mind right away @SiennaWestLive
woooow........b-e-a-u tiful..
@WhitneyCummings Hahhahaaaahahahahah
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Omg he BOMBED!
As you can see by my last tweet I like Mai Valentine and I like her ALOT!!!!
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I wish Mai Valentine was real so 1: I could cuddle with her & 2: so she could be my valentine
#seewhatididthere?
 
RT @bgirlmystify I pull pretty girls
@AsaAkira my iPhones wallpaper  and 
The things that you cant unsee
No its your turn hahahahaha
RT @LMAOTwitpics That's a Damn Lie
Pic #4
Pic #3
Pic two of buster's parking spot
How I parked buster baxter (my car) last night
@RayWJ
♬ 'My Balls' - Your Favorite Martian ♪
My new favorite song of all time!
MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!
Just saw the cover girl commercial with @taylorswift13 that has to be the best commercial EVER!!
i  taylor!!!
Had 1,111 tweets and thought of @EmiliaSophia i took a screenshot of it check it out hahaha
@LisaLampanelli watching larry the cable guys roast
And
BOOOOOBS
makes me upset that im latino unless.....Hahahaha
Sweet looking tow truck at work
Check it out
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