Today, I proudly introduce to the world, my new STAR WARS lunch bag. Suck it, envious train riders! #unabasheddork
Level check. #olympics #livetweetidiotstare #idiotstare
THIS. HAS. HAPPENED.
HAPPY FATHERS DAY to all you Dad's out there!! Enjoy this beautiful day!!
Cuz yeah...fuck this guy.
Hey Dudebro?
Yeah. SURE it's a dog toy.
@mrs_ornery Voilá!
Schnoo Schnoo: The Piranha-Puppy of Fleet Streets' first walk!!!!!
Schnoo Schnoo: The Piranha-Puppy of Fleet Streets' first walk!!!!!
I'LL BE GOOD!!! I'LL BE GOOD!!!
Hey Rachel wassup? Yeah I got your number off the floor of a train. So you like Slurpees or what...?
Operation: Puppy - Day4. The piranha sleeps.
Operation: Puppy - Day4. "Schnoopracabra."
@sagepixie INDEED!
Frakkin' Awesome!
You always know you're in a bad part of town because someone paints a big fucking Jesus nearby.
THE FRUITS of OUR LABOR!
You CAN'T Bring puppies into the work place and expect me to get ANY thing done! #smashthatface #cuteninjadog
Off duty and HUNGRY! #starwars  @DeathStarPR
@luisdollyrot Is he...I mean, she?
Birthday weekend begins with coffee and the LOGO channel?? Where's the remote and what is my wife trying to do to me?

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