RT @SternNationChic: Wearing my 200 square inches...Fuck you Ted Nugent!!


#BuckShot http://t.co/IkoT3Y72
My CEO mistook the announcement "We will meet NOON on Friday" again
NBC cleared up all confusion with the help of Twitter. In case you didn't know ->
I don't care if you hate when ppl twitpic food. I was makin this shit like Walter White makes meth
#NightSteaks. This better get me dat mouf
I'm driving next to a trailer full of future bacon
Never mind. I forgot about jello shots. That makes it worthy
#PimpMyRide
This some boolshit America. I mean imma try it but come on
My newest painting "vomit." had 2 drunk chix help me :)
#GodsGift
#Truth
 RT @NeekGoBacon: A headbutt bruh. A head. Fucking. Butt.
Brittany Viola #TeamUSA. Baseball fans remember her daddy, Frank? Gejyrdapjgxvxtj!!!
Kitchen re-do. Ghxtwjdoegsgbk
This fair is real! This is Joe's cousin, Jerry Dirt.
 RT @mrtruthandsoul: RT @echoVista: Strawberry jam mixed with tuna is delightful.
Best. Show. On. Earth.
Best. Show. On. Earth.
Fried chikin. Baked spaghetti #FoodPorn fuck you.
Fried chikin. Baked spaghetti #FoodPorn fuck you.
It's about to go down tonight! 
I'm alone tho so check on me in a while
Somebody tell her she can borrow one of mine and just lie next time. #struggleplate
Somebody tell her she can borrow one of mine and just lie next time. #struggleplate

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