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Jhonen is explaining to me how he thinks Everton should change their tactics to beat Newcastle.
Thanks to the London 2012 Results app, we get to see Michael Phelps in his natural state: after a couple of bong rips.
An email from an Assistant Vice President at the bank. Praise is nice, but...
This is how I spent my night.
My boss emails us inspirational quotes. Today, Bruce Springsteen, the famous French writer and Nobel Prize winner.
"EYE live on an EYE-land in EYE-owa... or WEYE-oming." @EyeForCongress @manspeaker
"EYE live on an EYE-land in EYE-owa... or WEYE-oming." @EyeForCongress @manspeaker
This is something that I'm willing to pay taxes for. I tend to appreciate smooth rides.
This is my dog waiting for our baby to come. She's still got a few months.
My dog is fine, by the way. She shit and everything. Goodnight.
Pink Panther cares about your well insulated garage.
.@lanyardquirk I saw this at the store, and thought of you.
"Hi! My name is Tundra, and I eat live baby bunnies. I like the way that they move on the way down."
Jhonen's crib has arrived. It's waiting for @sluuuurmm to assemble it. It looks like it's going to be an ordeal.
Come on into my bank! We will sort your loose change and any seeds & stems that are included. We'll keep it on the DL.
.@sweden I can't be 100%, but your translation is wrong (according to twitterlator). at the bottom
It turns out that there was just razor burn underneath that facial hair. I was worried for nothing.
Watching Germany play in #Euro2012 while drinking a @FortCollinsBrew? Yes, please.
It's a boy! Get details at our pregnancy blog. ListerSpawn.wordpress.com
Umm...that's called a street.
.@MusikOchDjur, you have too many twitter accounts. Check this out.
.@DignanJuice made us this bib out of one of my old band's t-shirts. Check it out, @MusicAndAnimals.
.@DignanJuice made us this bib out of one of my old bands t-shirts. Check it out, @MusicAndAnimals.
My new socks are Dino-mite! Get. Jealous.

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Josh Lister

Topeka, KS

Learned Audio Engineer. Money Handler. Customer Server. Coffee Maker. Joke Laugher. @sluuuurmm Marry-er.

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