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The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is actually the Egyptian word for “cat.” Hmmm, did they name it "Mau" because thats the sound cats make? Now I imagine an early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time .. Egyptian: Whoa dude! What are you? Cat: Mau Egyptian: Oh, well ok. (Disclaimer: While I wish this was from my own sense of warped humor, I cannot claim it but I can claim the obnoxious laugh that goes along with reading it.)
#FAKEACCOUNT @LeeBrice606 cons fans into thinking he's @LeeBrice & sending him money. He's NOT Lee. #Block #Report
@LCaro294 Nope, tornadoes are not a welcome break
Congratulations @drmcguinn! You are the winner of the signed @JonPardi "California Sunrise" CD! DM your name/address
If you're an artist, make sure your team is in it to win it and all of your members are team players going to bat FOR YOU. Make sure the effort they're giving is worth what you're paying. If not, might be time to switch batters.
Saw something big crawling up the screen and thought "aw crap, that's a huge spider!" but it was this little crab that was visiting from the sound :)
So @GarthBrooks just told story about @LorettaLynn. Apparently they were having dinner at the White House and a server put a plate down in front of her. She grabbed him by the tie and pulled him down to her and asked him "Son, what is that?". His reply was, "that's a flat biscuit m'aam." She pulled him back down and said "Well you tell them if you put self rising flour in 'em, they'll puff right up." She's funny. #CountryTales
Repost @CBSTV @reneefelicesmith - love me some of @thetimmcgraw 's #HumbleandKindACMs -a simple yet poignant message we can all benefit from.
@ScottDeCarlo rocked Starland Ballroom last night - Photo credit: @HHHJohn
@ScottDeCarlo rocked @StarlandBallroom tonight - Photo credit: @HHHJohn
Giveaway coming soon from @bigrockfishing @CalcuttaFishing @jameswesley1 to celebrate the success of #HookedUp.
Giveaway coming soon from @bigrockfishing @CalcuttaFishing @jameswesley1 to celebrate the success of #HookedUp.
Happy birthday @Rayalitycheck, 1 of the coolest, most smart ass, genuine & talented guys I am blessed to call friend
I cannot love this enough. Unbecoming was the best thing I did in the past year.Thanks @KylieSackley for a reminder.
I cannot love this enough. Unbecoming was the best thing I did in the past year.Thanks @KylieSackley for a reminder.
I suck at it and have the same flirting skills as a potato but it's what I was born to think I'm actually doing.
Yes it does
Speak up ... Say how you really feel not what people want to hear, put yourself out there ... Take a chance that something may work out better than you're afraid it will ... If you want it, do your best to put the effort into it and make it happen.
It's the Christmas season. Y'all get out there and Christmas your ass off. Jingle like you've never jingled before. Deck the halls with as much holly and fa la la as your Christmas loving heart can and wants to. We do Christmas here. I will wish you a Merry Christmas and won't bat an eye about it. However you choose to say this season, make sure to say it with love and sincerity. This is the season to remind us that we're all just simply people, that we all should give and receive love and to come together. Love and give until your heart is full.
Nothing more sexy than busting your ass on the Dallas DART train because it took off as soon as you start down the steps with luggage. Awkward clumsiness - #ReasonsImSingle
Sat next to the coolest guy on the plane, we had the flight attendant in tears. Best moment: he knew how bad I had to pee, came off the plane, yelled out "Potential bladder burst in route! Make way! Girl's gotta pee!" and shooed people out of the way all the way to the first bathroom!
No no no! I "no" it's just a wolf spider but nope, nope! Especially after watching "Infested" today on Animal Planet. If he had jumped at me, we would have had a neighborhood "incident" involving screaming, fire and EMT activity.
And then shone (yes I said shone) a ray of holy light upon my head and there was a big booming voice (well, it sounded more like a drunk Keebler elf) that said "It's all gonna be alright." (Well, it really said something else that was kinda private just between us.) All is good.

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Sassy * honest * blunt * promoter for new country artists & cd/concert reviewer. Doin' it for the love of music, doin' it my way and callin' it like I see it.

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