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See Mike, I shaved a Hitler mustache, too. Do you mind signing my dick neck? I'm a huge fan.

These should be together.

Sometimes it's the old fashioned things that are the most fun.

#Follow RT @robertb285 I have friends with benefits. My friend Larry has dental.

Screw you guys for laughing at this, how dare you?

This is what I look like when I shit outside.

This car is too much for me to handle when @robertb285 is giving me highway head.

Giving my wife a lift to work.

Screen shot from "For Colored Girls". A touching movie.

Am I actually going to let these fuckers fly me someplace?

Al Roker or Star Jones is working my flight, not sure which.

I was lucky enough to meet Denzel Washington today.

I can never decide which one to wear, I'll love them both soooo much.

I just got a little head.

KTHY GRIFFIN SMASH!!!!

Which one goes with gravy. I'm making dinner tonight.

Don't even talk to me until I ass rape this guy dry in the morning.

Found this Sudafed on the floor hours ago, I'm sure the wife will get it.

One from the archives. Haiti.

Look, it's me really high on a Jack Herer strain and oh yeah, that's Rembrandt's 'The Night Watch'. It's alright 

Just another Tuesday night.

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@parker287 Martin, I'm apprendre a flirter avec vous en francais!

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