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The key to heaven`s gate cannot be duplicated.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
It`s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It`s the transition that`s troublesome.
Death is only going to happen to you once; I don`t want to miss it.
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that`s what you`re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Dogs look up to men, cats look down on them, but pigs just treat us as equals.
Let`s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that`s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
The key to heaven`s gate cannot be duplicated.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people`s habits.
If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
local paper titled it samra samipasu
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised God doesn`t work that way, so I stole and prayed for forgiveness.
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.
God [...] made men and women smart enough to land on the moon but stupid enough to have to learn there was no such thing as forever.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

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