#moto gp 99 frog prince won the 7th Podium finish The feeling you get when you know he's your prince charming but your not his cinderella. 

@katyperry I believe passionately that everyone has a particular God-given ability.

@jenniferlawrence Father told me that if I ever met a lady in a dress like yours, I must look her straight in the eyes.

Ellie Goulding Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?

@victorious Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed.

Ellie Goulding There are now more TV's in British households than there are people - which is a bit of a worry.

I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

@kaleycuoco I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.

@msrebeccablack When Paris sneezes, Europe catches cold.

Your greatest achievement is to love me. @kaceymusgraves

@victorious We would never comment on private correspondence.

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny

#motogp lorenzo won his 7th podium finsih

If 'Beauty and the Beast' teaches us one thing, it's that looks don't matter, as long as you're billionaire prince who owns a f.....g castle.

@kaleycuoco I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.

I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come.

@lanadelrey @msrebeccablack When I hear tapping outside my window. I don't think it's my prince to come kiss me. I think its a serial killer about to kill me.

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Ellie Goulding Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.

@lanadelrey
I always keep running back to the same people because its safe and its what I am used to. That's my biggest problem. I need to go out and find better. I will never find my prince until I am strong enough to leave the frog.

Colbie Caillat When you think hes youre prince charming, but youre not his Cinderella, move on.

Dear Prince Charming, Where are you? Love, Your soon to be Cinderella.

@katyperry He's not your prince charming if he doesn't make sure that you're his princess.

@kaleycuoco Don't wait for Prince Charming, because he's too lazy to leave his castle. Wait for your Knight in Shining Armor who will fight for you.

@rebeccablack I think my Prince Charming is hiding from me. I keep meeting these impostors instead.

@elleigoulding I don't want to be Romeo and Juliet. Like prince charming and cinderella, or even Ken and Barbie. I want us to make our own story.