Whatd you do all day? Not much just molded the word "than" around a buffalo penis. A preview of the next #Bills shirt
@nickelcity #berlsmerfia
Dogs are weirdly adorable.
Amazed the President would single out an individual like that but for once we can all honestly say thanks Obama!
Still the best line on @jtbourne’s wiki page.
Who knew all it took to hate a corgi was to dress him up as Terry Richardson?
.@BrianPHickey best comment so far on http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Abducted-Woman-Found-Alive-in-Maryland-Police-Source-281698261.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_PHBrand
Kyle Orton should be your favorite quarterback, internet.
Puppy with ball > base with ball.
CUTEST PUPPY PLAY TIME!!!!!!!
CUTER PUPPY PLAY TIME!
PUPPIES PLAYING!!!
WHERE ARE THE ZUBAZ TERRY? YOU AIN’T A REAL FAN IF YOU AINT ROCKING ZUBES. #Bills
All you need to know about what French men think of French women is written on my coworker’s van.
Sometimes we need a cute break. Blurry but my sister’s beagle greeting her other one after 2 days in the hospital.
Seward, Alaska. Fresh off the boat for a day’s work. Guitars. You know what time it is. Jump on it. @sbnation @lana
@thestonemind how about frogs? Watched this guy do his best @AlexHonnold impression at Darwin Falls in Death Valley
@davekellywny @BfloBlog this sure is a sad alert for a billion dollar industry.
Stop. You taste none of those. You taste beer.
Have Mercer!
The English language is fluid and open ended when you want to say someone hit someone else in the penis.
Interesting survey from the NHL asking which cities I’m traveling to & if I’d watch a game there. (cc: @wyshynski)
.@Gawker’s Kinja is an amazing piece of internet technology. Yes, that’s a never ending stream of the same comment.
.@hildymac @GTBradLee @CrossCheckRaise will be up momentarily.

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Matt Johnson

Shortsville, NY

I live in a van down by the river, and the National Park and the lake and the cities. I dabble in design and photography and sell tshirts

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