@GTBradLee @hildymac that’s what I was thinking. Almost there.
@katiebakes IT’S A TRAP! #SochiSoulDiggers
Thankfully for this corgi, @chrissyteigen was there to save the day. #chrissyholdingthings
T.J. Oshie: The Only Shooter. #AMERICA (cc: @chrismpeters @wyshynski)
@Unsilent @stefanfatsis I am almost as smart as a football kicking word nerd! Damn you Norway!
Sure, @HillaryClinton won Super Bowl twitter yesterday but @USATODAY’s logo tribute was something else.
Shit just got real in the <spam> death of Paul Walker.
Why was Bieber smiling? He thinks the USA Olympic uniforms are swaggy. #newsiemashup
This is a horribly misleading headline from Gawker. It would have made SNL into actual can’t miss television.
@mlse yay or nay?
Looks like Clark’s teammates played a trick on him on picture day.
It takes a lot of arrogance to tweet these two things back to back.
Have an adblocker installed and @buffalobills dot com goes DAYGLO. PARTY.
Come for the video on @Deadspin. Stay for the free b&w boobs!
Ridiculously photogenic runningback has some competition in this episode of Dog vs. Toddler.
I want to drive a krankenwagen.
Very important.
The air quality near Bakersfield is fantastic today.
The Bills leading rusher is a guy who couldn’t even stand for his media photo.
Tempting but not sure I trust his beer making abilities. CC: @TomFornelli
#MySabresView
There was a sauna in my hotel room the last two days. It was broken. #THANKSOBAMA
Hey @tedcruz, my passengers have a message for you for making them miss the National Parks.
My hotel room has a sauna in it. I may never leave.

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Matt Johnson

Shortsville, NY

I live in a van down by the river, and the National Park and the lake and the cities. I dabble in design and photography and sell tshirts

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