My pedicure looks amazing!
@jesusjuice How I imagine your balls would look with fishnet-undies...
Mobile rave!
You guys won't mind if I go all steam-punk on ya, right?
Carbless, Coke-Zero BBQ ribs with lemon-aioli filled  artichokes and pepper-jack cauliflower purée.
@nicolesullivan is already partying harder than ever!
I'm not sure how to feel about these bonus points...
I humbly disagree...
It always ends too soon. 

Goodbye Clear Lake.
This OB/GYN knows how o market himself.
Now it's a vacation.
@NicoleSullivan The cake.
As long as you're honest...
Now this guy knows how the handkerchief.
Since you didn't get the message the first time...
Oops, and these. (Shut up! No, YOU have a shoe problem.)
New Kicks:
Traylor is all loaded up and ready to take on the hills. 

We are off!
Got this postcard while in Vegas:
I've been wearing my pakpak, ready to go for HOURS.
My new blender came!! Yes, that says 'Venti'... 

Can you guess where it came from ;)
Waaaaaa!
Arch Enemies...
Ready to take this day on, Muthafeckers!

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A .NET Web Programming, quantum-humorist obsessed with serious 'outrospection'.

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