The vicious Rosey can smell danger.
What kind of asshole abandons a dog?
Welcome to the Fam
@MarlinsFanProbz Does that mean the #marlins will quit before the All Star break? 
Please clap.
Ladies and Germs, your 1st place @Marlins
@BobKincaid
Nice job Chiquita Banana dude at the #Marlins game. The interview was better than the attempted catch.
@mike_pence You do realize that Trump is screwing you in your logo, right?
@fcnmike Does this mean the weather's about to change?
That's right. We all just missed the Fire Ant Festival. Better luck next year.
It's Happening!!!
#FloridaMan driving home from Home Despot.
I wish @Starbucks would acknowledge what time of year it is. It's only November
@RockyMntnMike You've never seen the Bullitt Special Edition???
@krispykreme Happy #TalkLikeAPirateDay. Thanks for the freebies
It's National Hotdog Day, how are you celebrating? Me, at a @SunsBaseball game
@wjxt4 alligator in Arlington
Having fun @SunsBaseball
Umm soup.
What kind of Caddy would Jesus  drive? It must be a good product they're selling. PRCHZ YF (preacher's wife)
You may be high, but you'll never be Johnny Cash eating cake in a bush high
@BadJaxDrivers Does god have a position on not using your turn signal? Something tells me he's not insured either.
Ain't nothing wrong with cupcakes.
@FCN2go Remind everyone not to fall for the curb house number painting scam that's going around
Has everyone filled out their March Madness Papal Bracket? #popejoke

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