#FairyTail ep12: "Ice Eagle! Ice Ape! Ice Dragon! Ice Turtle! Ice Marching Band! Ice---!" Good Grief! #anime 

Man! What a douchebag Lyon is! "I only have to use one hand! I can make animals with my pretty ice magic!" What's the difference? Make your freakin' ice do my taxes or wash my car. Until then, Gray's Ice Hammer hurts just as much as your ice rhino, kangaroo or whatever you conjure up. I just hope no "homemade publications" (if you've watch Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, you know what I'm talking about) show up with Lyon making Ice Penises...! What?! I went there. You know someone else would've too.