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Airport security gave me a proper going over. #NoGloves Now, check out the teeny tiny plane I'm getting on...
However, they left this on my desk... So I forgive them.
I have 3 days off and look what they did to the plant...
What's the collective noun for traffic wardens? An Abomination?
I got X'd off Santas good lil girl list some time ago, so I got my own present from @SuspectPackages :o)
@Silvastonebeats you might have African bootlegs... We got Snow! Enjoy that sunshine while u can see it!
He's the same size foot as me too. Look at the gorgeousness...
Yay! Just got home and the builders have plastered my ceiling! Whoop, now it doesn't look like this!!!
There might be a pot of gold in the field behind my house...
Oh yeah... #unbeWeaveableWednesdaysmy cuzzin vinny (in blonde wig) rubbin on his breastassis... Scary!
Look at these cunts... Started at dead on 8. It is Sunday right? Sunday?
♬ 'Game of Soldiers' - Delusionists ♪ exactly the right song for right now!
@petecannonbeats here's the pic from Monday. Hope you had fun yesterday. Make any bangers? Of course you did...
I remembered more of Dr Syntax's verse than he did! ♬ 'Rise ft Dr Syntax' - Stig Of The Dump ♪
Found a little patch of sunshine for my fag break. Am wiggling to ♬ 'Sand to the Beach' - LDZ ♪ ☺
@chocolaticlaire Oooooh get you clairella! This was mine... #HeartAttackInducingHeaven
Dealing with lots of steak related issues at the minute. It's making me so hungry...
@Jade_Fia @itshallbedone Silly Silly girls... U is missing out!
Id be getting a lot more done today if I didn't have to keep one eye in this fucking monster...
Aaaah that's better... ♬ 'Defective Trip (Trippin')' - Gravediggaz ♪ 'Stoopid stoopid stoopid stoopid punk'
'you ain't going nowhere like a violent orphan' ♬ 'When The Fat Lady Sings With Matlock & Bigga' - Joey G-Zus ♪
Whoop! Feast your eyes on the goodness... Thanks to @SuspectPackages for the ridiculously speedy turnaround x
♬ 'World's Gone Mad With Matt Henshaw & Beit Nun' - Joey G-Zus ♪
♬ 'Serious' - Delusionists ♪ << out today, download it from delusionists.co.uk for FREE! #NoExcuses

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E1ektra

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