@CarrieCuinn my cats wish you luck!!
it’s easy to make lists of what to fix but harder to know what works, so if Japan-inspired fantasy interests you hmu
@ilnpbrand gotta love those new polishes! crossing my fingers for the #giveaway
If nothing else, teaching elementary is great for getting your steps in on the job
lord show me how to say no to this
well that’s just rude
@therejectionist the Lora Corollary
@therejectionist the Lora Corollary
I’m not stressed, why would you think I’m stressed?
hey friends, does anyone read fast & want to give me some general comments on my novel? (summary in pic) tweet/DM me
possibly the most Peak Dad note my father has ever left for me
@karenclaunch tweetbot is my fav ftr
@karenclaunch tweetbot is my fav ftr
@MercuryZelda THANK YOU FOR THE PRESENT!!!!
I’m not sure how they think this will convince me to get up
I’m not sure how they think this will convince me to get up
@lizbelsky
Why I can’t cook in leggings: as soon as I start cooking this one climbs up my jeans & back of my shirt to supervise
What’s the use of living in a surveillance dystopia if this is what it thinks a married ace lesbian wants to see?!
Friend: argh blargh Christmas whyyyy 

Me: ummmm
this has been a rant from the migraine creature
the fact that my phone autocapitalizes the word sorry probably says something
@inspiritedmama more laundry help:
@inspiritedmama helping with laundry

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