Here you go bud! 16 oz all the way. RT @balbriggangundy Woah, woah, woah, woah… WOAH!

I need a beer.
With everything going up in price nowadays my sex live has suffered. Cutting the "sweet stick" babe. Sorry
For all my secret jungle fever exploits. Thanks to @abbeyhunter for going shopping for me ☺
Does this outfit make my ass look big?
Baby have too much milk?
Holy shit! @azbado & @typooper are tweeting in the same restroom?
Combos & beer anyone?
Scare the hell out of anyone else? Just waiting for the football team to run me into a locker ☹
When you just can't help but have a public orgy bath...
#NameThatTune anyone?
Let's see how many shitty cliche raps we can come up with...
This is why I haven't been tweeting last few days. Catch you when I get back to reality
#NameThatTune anyone?
Dunkin' Donuts on a one man mission to eradicate the letter 'S' from the alphabet
Ha! Your move, Verizon
New drink to promote orgasms?? Holy Christ Fuckage!
Looks like this kid has woman issues...good answer though
Congratulations NYC school system. You've saved another smart ass
 Big Peckers next to BOOBIES ☺
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Getting drunk off of watermelons....kinda how I like my ladies: sweet, tangy & moist.
#tittytuesday
I just ousted LameStalkerShit as the mayor of WhoTheFuckCares on @foursquare!
♬ With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat

Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. ♪
"don't know now u know, African American man" #PolitcallyCorrect

#nowplaying ♬ 'Juicy' - The Notorious B.I.G. ♪

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