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Of course, the hardest part of taking a cat to the vet is getting him in the-oh...
"With some fava beans and a nice chianti..."
If you're in need of something silly, here's my cat dreaming of licking own balloon knot.
@SimonScottuk Oh bless them! That was WC and me all day yesterday. Here's a taster of today.
Whore Cat has come inside so this pitiful scene has unfolded out on his logs. Honey, he's just not that into you.
Fuck load of fireworks over my flat. Petrified.
The only person who can get away with chatting to Londoners pre-9am on the tube. Every day. 💛
@TomFoxTom I don't know who trained him, but by fuck I'm glad they did.
@SwearyTJ meanwhile, after the video is leaked online...
@LisaSollors AHAHAHA!
Anyway, here's my cat faceplanting like the silly shit he is. Enjoy.
Wait for it, wait for it... PAHAHAHAHA
@TalontedLex
Well, Whore Cat's power ballad video career is over. Apparently a "wind machine" full to the face is "annoying."
Saw these fuckers in the car park this morning and while filming them just now accidentally made Reservoir Ducks.
@FliesOpen I love how determined he is in his little bee line when he spots me.
Three times.
Wondrous little bastards.
@Womble67 Someone made Whore Cat a suit of armour. HOW COOL?!
@Mr_ian_B he has a pint glass on the coffee table.
The struggle is real.
@raerhi have you seen this?
Having a bad day? Spare a thought for the man walking round central London with his arse hanging out.
Every time he drinks, he digs for the water first. Every. Time. Twat.

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I once bought a cold drink for a tramp on a hot day. Turns out he wasn’t a secret millionaire. Total fucking waste of 80p.

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