Just wrote dickhead onto the back of a work mates collar.  #fb
Bought a football as a hang over cure.
I agreed with micheal ballacks agent.
If only I ate meat... #fb
I must smell. Everyone has left.  #fb
There is a bit of life in the garden now.  #fb
The garden has an even bigger crowd.  #fb
The BBQ is simmering nicely.....  #fb
Food for BBQ  #fb
According to my world cup wall chart there isn't going to be a final.
Here is the location where death by pre season training will occur. Don't let the beautiful landscape fool you.
I see aliens in wardrobe doors.
I have pink underpants on with blood stains on them. I suspect this happens to women more than men.
Holy laser beams batman.
Women: take note
Engineers glow in the dark.
Socks.
Yes I am wearing pink underpants today. What of it?
I'm so immature
In other news I am going to try and give myself brain freeze with a strawberry slush.
I've resorted to sleeping with my laptop. Here is it's 'morning look'
I've hit an all time low. I'm having an ASDA haircut.
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