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Dave Chapelle has spoken and now has Jon Stewart.
Ok this is my actual last two cents.
Hipster Morty is in competition with shadow Morty so far. #pocketmortys #rickandmorty
When your mom unplugs the toaster and you're just like mom why'd you unplug the toaster and she apologizes.
I can't handle it.
♬ 'Swim to the Moon' - Between the Buried and Me ♪
@sklaman
@CramerTheFace @KellenYouSoftly @crumbsberek
@KurtVosburglar obviously they play Big Show's dude. He's their biggest fan.
@missingsunglasses yeah good luck idiot I have them and don't bother calling the cop I know all of them.
@j_slayyy May 20, 2013
Grabbed two shitty Guinness tall boys instead of my desired strong bows and paid for them with all the change I had left.
Hey @nick_offerman your metal beard Lego was missing a piece but luckily I had one laying around.
Gotta get down on Sunday @MilwaukeeJimbo #salutetomilwaukee #home
@packers lets make this a burial ground today! #gopackgo
@datguychi_24 some things never change my dude
@CramerTheFace of you pour it, they will drink.
@reptarathens SEEN'T SUM LOCAL STICKIES IN MY HOME CITY
RT @jeremypmcgrath born on the 4th of July @TooPissed
@sklaman found it
@pizzashuttle please step up your game because this is soupy fucking SHIT and I was expecting boneless wings. #farts
@KellenYouSoftly
Hey guys my mom asked me to Skype and I look like this right now

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