@Turnerandhooch @orateduck  
Best show
Stupid Student Slags.
There's fucking no hope with bints like that.
@Turnerandhooch Saw this on  twitter day after you took it. Creased me sen and you look like you had a shandy
@orateduck aka Heisenberg has arrived
@kyle_reception Congratulations pal...Hmm, now you've just got to name your battleship...
It's my 3rd stag do un officialy great way to
Spend it with Bez
The old
Brown Jug have got no ice but Bex from the Happy Mondays is a actually DJing
This is the future for me.I will DEFINITELY buy this for future family members.They might be able get in pubs easier?
Gill...I knowing a cracking Owl sanctuary...how's about it?Well we could always go shopping
Possibly the best hangover cure ever.
That's enough from me I'm going to drink this,curl up in a ball and hibernate
N'Zonzi & Clive Clarke 
@oatcakeday Tickets arrived today @ work as promised!
Looking forward to #Oatcakeday next Thursday even more now! Ta
Is becoming a regular occurrence after 5aSide
Someone pass me a beer from fridge
Going be some serious disruption on the roads this morning. A500 shut both ways still
@watto_6 We tend to get fed the Stella bonus. This is our works fridge
Space Invaders inspired Penyata @Terraces_Stoke during lunch time shenanigans
No peas in so, got a frozen piece of bagged up meat out of the freezer to put on me leg to heal the pain
Top night 
Looks like shorts today for Courteeners gig
@Turnerandhooch I've already organised your crates of Bombardier ale to be dropped off
Got my disguise for smuggling some vodka into the Courteeners gig up Manc on Friday
@Turnerandhooch Use that as a hot plate for when you do a big fuck off chicken madras night

@stokieshazza I like your style,  this is my left overs from a Glastonbury night in lasnate
@antbell7 It's wank mate, I've just dropped me 2nd hay fever tablet already and bog rolls at the ready

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