New DWP cosmetics range...
DWP branching out into cosmetics.
Looks like 4 matchsticks. Tastes like 4 lit ones. Death sauce @moorestaurant great food guys!
The TV in this room is faaaaaarrrrr away from the bed.
Saving Mr Banks
'I vant to be alone!' Chap on the train this evening.
I had this bad boy with a nice cup of coffee this morning. Lovely.
Bed's at a jaunty angle, sink's at a jaunty angle. Unbelievably annoying #sandersonhotel
This number has been cropping up in my life constantly for the past 30 years: 3750
Bourgeois Cheese
Let's see how this goes...
Haddock with apple and fennel salad and a dressing of white wine, vermouth and vanilla
What could possibly go wrong?
I think the first date didn't go quite to plan.
Well that's answered a few questions about the general creepiness of Travelodges.
The lovely Polish waitress at Wahaca said I look like the director Edward Miszczak. I'll add him to the list.
Two outstanding Listers
Day not going well. Usually takes a while to do The Standard cryptic. Tonight, 23m. I'll have to be social.
Expected to be home tonight. Consoling myself.
You can stand in Harrods for free, but for a couple of hundred quid extra, #eastcoast let you sit on the floor
@thomasinamiers slap the wrists at Charlotte St. I know it's great food, but lazy, fast food presentation.
Wahaca on Charlotte St is under-buzzing tonight
And a little something to go with...
Oh yeah, Cipriani Martini.

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