How long has THIS been a solution to being cold? I'm back in the stone age.
At least I have cable. 

Anthony Cumia nah nah ants poor ants poor cant afford heat ha ha wait im poor too nvm

Anthony Cumia i think his credit ran out @ con ed 1st paltalk now this ANT! GET TO GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS STAT!

Anthony Cumia i hate u ive been in a blzrd in SD stuck in fargo 4 3days & now in balmy single digit des moines all w/o heat i'd kill 4 stone age really luv ya tho 1 of us shld b warm

It's the friggin' Yule Log.....

Go see Avatar 3D IMAX..."I'd rather get a shitty copy of it and watch it in my basement, maaan!" Not the same. You will poop yourself, it is that awesome.

Anthony Cumia Just throw a couple of Java Logs in there and cuddle up with Keith or Danny!

That can't be the biggest fireplace in your house. I'm sure there's a massive oven for the final plan.

This photo is like porn for Fred from Brooklyn

$100,000 of worthless Citadel stock will keep you warm for hours.

Well, you know what I like to do when I'm cold? It will be fun for both of us and it will really, REALLY, warm us both up.

Anthony Cumia Why don't you just go hang out by a neighbor until the repair guy gets there. Oh, that's right, none of them like you.

Nice Guinea Gaudy fireplace. Why don't you take a dip in your 100 degree pool?