HCE sports update: ROONEY KEY as CITY TOPPLED! 

This WAYNE ROONEY perhaps the most successful player in the PREMIERSHIP this MILLENNIUM. Yesterday he scored a goal in each half against WEST BROM. The match ened 2-0 to MAN U putting the TOP OF THE LEAGUE for the 1st time since OCTOBER. Hat's off to #WAYNEROONEY the guy is pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. He still looks a little bit like SHREK!