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Why are they making it so difficult to deal with bad men? Skirts, lippy, now sitting in mixed carriages?

Women! Get out of the Smoking Carriage!

@cox_tom Baldry pops up all over.

Hitachi to end heavy periods.

I'll have to eat these four lego cakes that wouldn't get out of the fucking thingies properly to get over my shame.

Parody accounts are great at showing people's deepest oedipal fears about the reducing sexiness of their parents. Eww

I fucking love a fancy trackball.

I've always been heroically chinny, but this abscess has done wonders for my smile.

Now that the dentist has given me drugs for my expanding face, off to spook some clients.

Ofcom vs God will break the Religious and Ethics dept. ( From Private Eye).

Don't look at my gay little leg on my frog blanket.

Nuclear waste has irradiated our dinosaur who bites an irritating nuclear sub and comes in from the cold to save us.

They get irradiated and become a three-headed beast destroying modernity.

The dorats left in it's place don't just look like Durham, with their cute ears and sharp fangs.

Our busy schedules of shitposting women who've told us NO preclude self-awareness. We're the victims here. #MRA

Andy Burnham says,"Good Morning! Moving forward, comrades!"

Argh! We don't believe in dinosaurs.

Cats have been gone for a week, but still a few fleas living here.

I don't know. It's probably one of those bloopers out of off of the telly. #Islamists

The Vet is still very cautious regarding her energy levels. Four eggs if you can't see through the camouflage.

Jack Charlton is not a Local GP.

"Put it back in the garage, Tamsin, we're facing earth today". #WotW

Look at that. Has your vegetarian lasagne got fucking chips in? Should have made it for The Vet really.

Rhubarb and custard jam is wasp crack.

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