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Baby Manuel loves his #katyperry
Annddddd, I was just put on purse duty.
This is an insult to my intelligence, but came on during Fan. 4: Silver Surfer, so I guess I have no right to complain.
When I water my plants, red glitter bubbles up from the soil. Yes, I'm THAT gay.
I discovered alien larvae buried in my planters. I have saved you from the colonization. You're welcome.
How is there a Katherine Heigl film I HAVEN'T seen?!?! What. Is. This. Fuckery?
Dancing around my apartment in my underwear, listening to Robert Palmer... Yay for Saturdays!
Grandma playing Words With Friends on her Kindle. F'ing PRICELESS
Like my new tattoo?
It's @Garbage Day
Why I wouldn't do to give Michael Fassbender a pickle-tickle.
For you, because you made me laugh.
This is for @JesusCock
Hello, Kitty.
Just received half my outfit for the Folsom St Fair this year. #Iwannatakearideonyourdiscostick
"Yang chas Solo chone wookiee!"
Dessert at the doughnut shop

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Ernest Garcia

Fresno, CA

I'm funny, I swear!

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