What colour is your hire car? 
'Asthma inhaler blue'
Hotel key attached to a Scotch Egg. I'd imagine it's this way because you're never going to mislay a Scotch Egg
@fleeters @markke11y I'll have the Gazpacho
Definitely old school
Cheers, ma'am
All the kindle ladies, all the kindle ladies, all the kindle ladies, all the kindle ladies
Woody Allen in Cafe Nero Darlington
@rogerirrelevant @churchandhinge @hatter5 Komodo Dragons
#verybritishproblems
Independent. Local. Indifferent
Is Rick Wakeman's train delayed? Yes.
Are there diced carrots in the Vom pie?
This newspaper headline from 1978 is real. My dad was the vicar.
#AccidentalPartridge
#JustTakeTheFuckingPicture
Do you have anything a bit less, er, brown
Someone's made a terrible misteak
Sir Christopher Lee. What a life!
@drunkfurniture NO ONE'S LOOKING SHIRL
'But you said the sea was a dark and brutal force that has dragged many an innocent to a watery grave' 'Yeah I know'
You stupid boy
The House of Windsor. The House of Savoy. The House of David. The House of Bee Gee?
Stab a secret agent? Nah. Throttle a sleuth? Maybe not. Kill a spy? Yeah let's call the house that

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Copywriter. Graduated in Hairdressing at the London School of Economics, trained animal handler, corned beef pie consultant. Views are lovely on a clear day

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