My waiter hates me. All other tables had cool photos of NYC. I ate under the mournful gaze of a starving African child. 

Quite possibly one of the most idiotic, narcissistic attempts of one trying way too hard for a laugh and/or notoriety.
If it weren't for this picture being posted on whitewhine, your pathetic little commentary would've been unnoticed, thus making those of us with a functioning brain happy.
It's very possible that you self-submitted said photo from the confines of the cesspool that you call your permanent residence.

D. Randall Blythe the kid actually looks pretty healthy. I've known a lot of extremely skinny but extremely strong kenyan runners.

D. Randall Blythe jajajaja U.U is not funny! Waiter troll!!