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My kitchen tv is making a loud buzzing / humming noise. If I mute the tv I can still hear it. What’s up?
@LauraSparling yeah. Look.
Cher-yl Lloyd #daybreak #imworthit
My friend's pumpkin :)
Lookylikey. #sloth #slothgirl
Lookylikey. #sloth #slothgirl
I learnt an important thing today. Never bend over in a mankini. *everything* falls out. BOAK.
< flour, head in a bucket of water, then kissing a skinless sheep head. There was vomiting too.
Hey @vwallop - out today, we found ourselves completely by chance where Charles II married Catherine Braganza!
Found a cheery leaflet 'a taste of dieppe' yesterday - the writer was obviously a failed comedian. *makes face*
Flippin eck. You don't need the heating on when youve got this - and 'Crazy in Love' #sweatingcobs
Look what the postman brought. I shall be savouring this later! Mmmmmmmm
New Pepperberry range 4 larger boobed ladies. If you've got bigguns, wld you wear this? #pointinginoppositedirections
I AM ON A BOAT!!! #London #excited
Why, my lady, may I compliment you on a fine muff!
@GypsumFantastic it's too late. I'm here now. I'm blaming YOU.
I'm on an actual bus. I feel like @Eamonn_Forde - only slightly girlier.
@Pochyemu @mattwaldram I've got a ticket to NIGER, I've got a ticket to NI -I -GERRRRR AND I DONT CARE
@youngkimmie @seasparkle_x ahhhhhhhhhhh
@Pochyemu @mattwaldram I'm a bit busy. #mugofgin
The crappest DVD ever. How did this ever get made???!
Ok. Who wants freshly made hot waffles?
Stop looking at me like that, Clarence. My driving isn't that bad. Cuh.
The hat is BACK. #ohthankgodforthat

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Michelle Lancaster

South Hampshire

Graphic Designer | Photographer | DesigNerd | book lover | avid tea drinker | stationery fiend | Spelling grammar and punctuation pedant.

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