When they tell my I'm going to die, load me up and bring me here.
@target Hey! Greenland isn't the size of Africa! Sell a less racist map #cartographers for social equality
I go to the kid behind the bar, & order. He looks at me like I'm speaking a foreign language. Oh wait, I am. #india
1969 meets 2014. Hippies rock!
I don't have to look up! God send me a dove.
Mommy... Is that Santa?
I'm not drunk, the table is...
Really?!? #irony
Shit I See In Bar Bathrooms
@amandapalmer Dayton Ohio... You need to be here.
"We Deliver !!"
Muck Fish Again!
No tweet needed. The image says it all.
My hate isn't very deep 'cause I'm a shallow person

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