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Fucked if I know where the defibrillator goes.
Passed my bird lady hair certification.
It waits. Patiently. For the final breath.
Turns out I'm bloody awesome at Judo.
Too early to call, but I think this bathroom lockdown is going well.
Evidence Based Cat Ladying.
Bless this cold weather for the opportunity to lure another mammal into my bed.
No-one even suggested to anyone else that they might consider drinking a little less.
I swear, God's Proofreader, I will use my dying breath to breathe on you meanly.
Okay. So pretend it's the 80s and we're all at our girls' school together. A-ha on the radio.
"Images of extreme cruelty provide an opportunity to study men's underwear."
@nightwyrm It's the only reason I keep my little hair twin around.
@nightwyrm Ditto.
Unicorn vomit blanket done. Welcome to my virtual reality migraine ride.

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Sarah Wedde

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

Professional recluse moonlighting as a cat lady. Interests include toast, earthworms, old men in suits, and the Oxford comma.

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