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@J_W97 yeah. I’ve got swipe up and slim mode enabled. I also have Zephyr installed.
@tweetbot not for me. Muting a person doesn’t either. Although I’m jailbroken so that might be why?
@BoozyBitch can't help with that. I've only got this and you ain't getting him.
#nowplaying ♬ 'Dr. Stephen' - Stephen Lynch ♪
#nowplaying ♬ 'Crazy Peanuts' - Stephen Lynch ♪
@vikkeh and this?
@vikkeh thought you might like this?
@vikkeh 5-Alive Dodo gif
Note to self. Really must shave today. I'm a bit on the hairy side.
@FuckMeRay that's not so good. At least I have a reason for it.
♬ 'If You Really Loved Me' - Tim Minchin ♪
My son helping me pump up my bike tyre.
@vikkeh yeah but I really can't stand this little arse.
Just testing.
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My sons a cheeky monkey!
Love the fact my son can eat an apple by himself.
Makes me fucking sick. I can't afford shit, yet I'm playing for sponging fucking lazy cunts like this.
@clarabelle80085 here's the reason. I don't get long lies anymore.

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Alex Paterson

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