I was challenged . .  .

#Ham4All
🙄
Ana Navarro Going. In. right now on Trump!

#YassssssReina
Ew. 

#OrphanBlack
@deannaraphael
What's there to do on a Fri night in Nashville? Hotel bar is kinda wick wick wack wick wack. Hence the vlogs.
#ShineBrightLikeADiamond

There is a couple to my right who watched me record myself! 

#JOKES
Srsly y'all I'm about to have an aneurysm.

#IWannaBeTheDowagerWhenIGrowUp

#DowntonAbbey
And the jokes keep coming!!!

#KillingIt 

#DowntonAbbey
Apparently eating food cooked by a ho is tantamount to being accused of BEING one.

#TheDowagerDontPlayDat

#Downton
LOLOLOLOL. This might be my favorite reaction to a guy tryna be silky. 

#SaveItPlaya

#TheMindyProject
@ikebarinholtz Duh. 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Killing me.
Dang I'd have bet money on: 

#Grammys
"Did you pay Teresa Dunn to tell me that David beat her?"
"Yes"

Daaaaaamn.

#SCANDAL
Ok Cyrus looked like he was stroking out just now. 

#SCANDAL
1) Why r u yelling?
2) Is this a look or did u forget 2 remove the snap clip?
3) JR = Ferris Bueller garage attendant
Ummm, I don't even wanna tell you what happened to me as a woman watching this scene.

#NashvilleABC
.@glaubke I'm in a bar, it's loud and I'm buzzed but I think I made my point.
“@LanceBass: Live fr Retta's bed!!  RT @unfoRETTAble: @MichaelTurchin @liseed @thisisdrew (cont) http://t.co/YvHl0xdB”
Goddddddd daaaaaamn! Lady Grantham cut it low and deep. 

#GoodLuckToTheEarl
It's a/b 2 B a cold winter.

#DowntonAbbey
Oh my God. Even after her baby sister dies in front of them, Mary KEEPS IT REAL!!!!!!

#Dying

#DowntonAbbey
Awwwwww shit.
Since CBS has more commercial time, I'd like to offer up this nugget.

#GemsByRetta
Omigod there's a frickin' cricket somewhere in my cab!!! It bugs. 

#PunIntended

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I play Donna on #ParksAndRec. I'm a Duke alum. I cuss a lot. Don't call me sassy. P.S. I live tweet my favorite shows: #YouveBeenWarned

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