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Try harder, Asian Delight

Also, my cab driver just hit someone and may be about to die

Great reporting, ESPN

RT @NoahLampert @zgordon5 4 tweets does not indicate a serious matter. 4 tweets does confirm that ur a douchemeister though.

@ODDISEE White Oak, MD

For real, Big Ang is a muppet

I would definitely rank this as the funniest moment of the 15 months we've been in #1820 What says you, @BackroadBorn?

Thinking of doing this w/ my boys bball team for our last game

#judaicritesofpassage

Oh shit, it's snowing!

This is @pswese82 pregaming

@SaleemTheDream show them the tuck not the drink

RT @SaleemTheDream What do @Drayblatche and I have in common? We both blocked @zgordon5

Casey Hampton is literally Jabba the Hutt

My Halloween costume came with the bonus of speaking in an accent all day

Steelers have fallen way too in love with the deep ball. That game gave me the Casey face for the entire 2nd half.

Haha @noahlampert

Double fucking rainbow!!!!!!

Obama is in serious trouble...

Also, I found @NoahLampert if he stays in NYC for 5 more years.

It looks like Independence Day outside my window

The view outside of DC Jail. Perhaps the only place worse than jail?

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