@kumailn Commercial on CC after porn part of Beta Male standup.
@DorkyDino *gestures rudely with adamantium pussycat claws
'The Lord' wasn't the only thing that came today. Hello, Netflix...
@DorkyDino sorry, like Amanda Bynes, I just can't f***ing stop... LMAO
@DorkyDino
@CaptainApples For you & your sister. #twobirdsonestone
@CaptainApples
Enemies of freedom, US reps/senators from #Louisiana.
@CaptainApples #justbecause
@CaptainApples ok, I may have read that wrong...
The boy received his latest pair of glasses.
My, what amazing parking prowess. #Lafayette
@WordsWFriends @Zynga Thanks for the spammy, ya fucks!
Seriously, #Twitter? This API or whatever fuckup of the past 24 hrs is getting on my fucking nerves?
@CaptainApples Bugs, there be bugs in them there jars.
@DorkyDino 

practice | practice | practice
Thought that was only an issue with her brother...
@CaptainApples #OppositeDay LOL
@CaptainApples ...and me first cell. Had phone, dual charger, extra battery, screw-on external antenna. Balla!
@DorkyDino me too
@DorkyDino Gavin agrees...
Umkay, on second thought... #Netflix
Naked girl with cat ears that meows & kills via telekinesis. Quite superior 2 racist Cartoon Network crap... #Netflix

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