In the burbs. We don't curr
but let me explain
Yup, he's def jack russelly. They Learn so quick. I taught Remy to pirate music and porn
Snow demons?! Smh
@_BigSue Here it is, right outside the women's restroom. What do y'all really do in there?
Gaddamn Dallas... Fcuk.
I hope the tree frog I found in my garden found a nice moist place to ride this heat out in.
Lmao, today just isn't my day for twitter! Look at this shit
Found a tree frog in my bell pepper plants this morning!
RT @SlumSocialite <<<eating dry #honeynutcheerios
The Unholy Trifecta. I've become what I've feared most, smh.
@Holly_JEEnius
Watching bootleg movies on an xbox while tinkering with iPads. The future of socializing o_0
The kid is back on his home bartending :-p
So I'm wiping down the shelves of my bar... Didn't look like this much at first. And that box is full o_0
Call me old if u want, turning 27 never felt so good.  *sips Whiskey*
@iRespectFemales o_0
Swiss beets.
@BluCanon @Bezy901 @Owtlaw I thought I'd try something different. Kentucky Ridgemont Reserve Bourbon
RT @_JudyMae_ I'm kinda down today... I need a pick me up
Lets go, i just caught this in a lake! RT @KittyKat31987 Hmmm I think #oomfs should take me for sushi.
On the patio of the westin downtown having a cigar with  @bscation #Beale
RT: @Russian_XO see. all woman.
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Memphis, TN

Professional. Scholar. Humorist. Musician.

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