Too much to drink last night. Not hangover, definitely #dehydrated tho
Trouble.
#np ♬ 'I Love You' - Dru Hill ♪ (remember this?)
;)
Ugly bitches loyal tho. Like a boxer.
Jesus loves you.
@_JudyMae_ @shawnj3000 @VOLnatural your butt is in denial like Serena's was. They're on one accord now I heard.
Silly ass niece. :-p
and it cooks too!
@Luv_Gee Ignore the designs lol, but it's like thick carpet!
A doll for kids that mimics breast feeding... great.
Wooo!! RT @This_is_Major I hereby deem Summer 2k11 as #SummerOfAllVisibleThirst, #CelebrateAccordingly
Past his bedtime I suppose. Still wet from the bath tho
I was a tad inebriated, but lol
Either the book or the glass will take me tonight. but ideally, both will bring me to a beautiful tomorrow ;)
What's this? ;)
Whole entire semi flipped across northbound 240 :-/
So look what remy warned me was in my backyard this morning... I need a fence.
*grandpa voice* back in MY day this is how we Planked!
Gonna be late for jury duty a lil.
In Memphis news. Ya boy did it again.
now, about this Mexican gang graffiti on the sidewalk a few blocks from my suburban home -__-
#np ♬ 'Help Somebody' - Maxwell ♪
Good luck! I'll be wearing my usual religious garb RT @kfryer2012 @MFN_Ty I'm gonna find you next week lol

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