@gladyo I asked for a Mexican Coke and the guy looked at me all offended and shit. Is that a no no?
This dude just bummed a cigarette off me, then claimed he is homeless. Sure does dress nice for a fucking bum.
@BreeOlson You would think they'd get a different picture of you by now, yes?
@BreeOlson You would think they'd get a different picture of you by now, yes?  Not that this one is bad.
How's that for entertainment? Raphael is like "ya, that's right"
You can tell alot about a family by their Tupperware cabinet.
Bam! I ate a couple for ya. Good call, thanks!
I'm not gay, but my coffee cup is.
@JennyJohnsonHi5 I found a stealing #CuntDonkey for you! Where's @chrisbrown to slap a hoe when you need him?
I hate beating my meat at work. No fucking privacy.
We should prob just get married now. Whatda ya say, princess?
Rolling in stylee to the 311/Sublime concert.
#realtime lol
Here ya go! They're all yours! :) RT @Results_MayVary: I want a baby walrus.
Sperm Boulevard, Semen Avenue, Jizz Street...
Sperm Boulevard, Semen Avenue, Jizz Street...
Sperm Boulevard, Semen Avenue, Jizz Street...
Got a better view lol

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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.

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