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Getting my learn on and shit...
Is anyone hungry? I got whatchu need... (@ToTheChest)
Honey Smacks cereal looks like tiny vaginas, kind of.
Didn't have a blunt in the hotel room so we rolled using page 666 of the bible lol
So I'm just sitting here drinking Starbucks right now and...
What a pretentious white faggot I am right now.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
When in Rome we shall do as the Romans, when in Hell we do shots at the bar.
There's an absurd amount of Chinese people outside the Chinese theater. Go figure.
Things you find on the ground just walking around Hollywood.
Oven mitts and hair clips. Eat a dick.
One little, two little, three little Rumple Minze. #drunk
I bet this is what fat people masturbate to instead of porn.
I bet @fucktyler would like to "bring out the magic" on her.
That band fucking sucks, faggot.
@MadisonJennings Lunch is served! Sorry, I don't have any egg rolls for your Asian half :(
@MadisonJennings Funny thing is, I actually had you in mind when I typed that...
I'm reminded daily as I walk into work that my life is shit...
Do you want to fuck my tiny pussy? Ew, I hope not, sicko.
I spy a racist...
A little late night snack...yeah I'm fucking 5 years old. Calcium, bitch!
A little late night snack. I'm fucking 5 years old.
Hola princess! Just wanted to say hi. Hope you're havin a great time! And a strawberry heart for you lol :)
It looks like she has a huge 3rd boob on her stomach RT @Pelc RT @whiteboytatted: #turnoff THIS IS NOT SEXY LADIES

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Dr. Nobody, MD

Shitsburgh, PA

You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.

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