Man crush Monday? I pick him. #mcm
Hey @twittelator, I'm dying here. What are these documents and how do I clean this up? 2 gigs is waaaay too much.
I lit a fire so I could sit in my chair next to it and Louisa May Alcott the shit out of my NaNoWriMo novel.
At a distillary tasting. Best tour ever. (Tastings! Woo!)
I need some poop experts to help identify this find. Whatever did it also pooped a quarter.
I had a first day too!
Advice for the fence-buying public: if you are into bird shit, I highly recommend going for the ball tops to create your avian rest area.
@mchladt so? Strep? Tonsillitis? Did a giraffe kick you?
Phantom pretends to be annoyed but when his little minion stops following him around, he goes to find him. @kasnj
I'm growing broccoli in my cubicle because that is something a VP three levels above me thought was a good idea.
This is my new gnome totem pole. The photo is my new lock screen photo - it makes me so happy!
WHYYYYYY do I need this notification interrupting me?  @gameism  @TEarlGrey
.@JeriLRyan, my BIL wanted me to invite you to trivia night but I said you were busy. So we named our team after you.
@woodscommahelen @mchladt
Dilated pupils give me superpowers! Today, they let me melt an M&M in my hand.
My dog has been very snuggly with me this week so I assume he senses I have a deadly disease or something.
I've made a huge mistake. CC:  @Spidey004
@MaryKoCo Here you go.
I'm an athletic rock star! Fitbit says I climbed 100 flights today! While it was inside a suitcase in my car!
Woman in short skirt next to me just bent at the waist. No undies under her pantihose, this show was wasted on me.
Millions [sic] of birds on the new feeder, now that they've located it. Well, until these two scared everyone away.
My "working from home" view today.
My dog, being loony in the snow.
I'm ready for my SOTU rebuttal: 
Someone needs to stop drinking... Banana Boat Spay Tan.

« 1 2 3 4 5 »

Last mentioned in:

All mentions »

Jody LaFerriere

, Massachusetts 01460

Funny Ha Ha writer chick, photographer

web www.bigdumptruck.com

statistics

  • friends:

    0

  • followers:

    2

  • total posts:

    105


calendar

friends

no friends, let's find some!

show all »