Sorry to tweet food but I came when I ate this. Ahi Tuna. Gordon Ramsay is a fuckin G
Joe Biden waiting for Tim McGraw in Vegas
Broke my jar of farts again.
Hi
Do I look okay in this hat?
This pussy runs my bar
 RT @jimmykimmel: thank you God and R Kelly for more #TrappedIntheCloset http://t.co/EREHrvvG
 RT @Ur_ParadoxDeuce: *arches back....points my toes*
#BBN it's #Dy9nasty time!
 RT @Nikki_Diggler: #tittytuesday http://t.co/f1UXucwi
#Sext:
 RT @istalk_midgets: Bang Bang http://t.co/DxlEu5HC
 RT @YourMotherHouse: At least the Bengals lost.
Andy Dalton mean
Andy Dalton mean
These guys are big fans
This is what it's like at Commonwealth Stadium tho. #BBN LOL
@NeekGoBacon LOL most of our fans feel like that too. They're unfaithful
 RT @NeekGoBacon: Kentucky shouldn't have a football team. Stick to basketball and fried chicken.
My garage party is dead. These bitched keep lookin at me like I failed
RT @claire_mudie: Fuck off, photogenic people. <<<Word!
When I come home from work I let my girl know how much I love her and how beautiful she is.
I don't think I'm doing push ups the right way
Canceling the buttchugging party. Changed to keg party. Wear a skirt

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ΦβΣ Ace, Bacon Activist, Captain Morgan killer, MBA student, UK ALUM, Sallie Mae dodger, #UK #BBN #HumanBra

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