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I was all about this Chicago onesie until I saw "Near North Side" where North Center clearly should be.

Saw a Jeep with "mudflap girl" decals with fox & rabbit ears and tails.

All in all, not a bad line for @hotdougs

Because I'm an idiot with the day off...

"I assure you, doctor, I'm feeling much better. The troubling thoughts have been a lot less frequent lately."

Dude, we get it. You vape.

Wow, it looks like the SSRIs are really working out for Eeyore.

The Leaky Cauldron has got to be around here somewhere...

Let's see what's available in the vending machines! On second thought, let's avoid the vending machines.

I am amused by the fact that the little person on the hospital bed controls has a baby bump.

Sandwich bag art at the local sandwich chain store.

Me on the subway, looking maybe a little grumpy because I can't seem to get Clawhauser's attention.

Amazon suggests I buy a burlap baby blanket. "Oh, are those comfortable?" "Oh, God no! But they're photogenic!"

@DexTiger @PopSci It's a real problem.

@Tincrash

Barber shop has posters showing various deeply unappealing hairstyle options, two are called the "scumbag boogie".

I almost bought a box of Fleet enemas because it was the only thing I could find without Star Wars packaging.

If crispy turkey skin Doritos were available in bags at convenience stores, there would be a lot more dead people.

Sous vide turkey breast turned out nicely. Seen with crispy turkey skin Dorito garnish.

Mordecai and Rigby.

@DuncanDaHusky @PandezPanda @crimsonruari @ramalion A segment for those who like breasts & beer too cold to taste.

I'll have to watch for these facial expressions on @DataHawk when the time comes.

Baby CPR class. So, no pressure.

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